Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Once upon a time...
In Eng.club today did this thing where you continue a made up story.Fun!Started one that involved me & Alyssa go on a magical quest for nachos.Then meet up with a talking dog and went to nacholand,where Andrew was king of the penguins and met up with Anand,the magical potato!:D
It was sooooo funny.Volleyball today was also fun,but I absolutely SUCK at serving the ball.GAH!
I did a veeeery weird thing yesterday.A really adorable little girl walked past,and I mean sooo adorable.Little pom-poms in her hair,little denim jacket,chubby like a baby would be,shooooooo kyoooooooooooot!I just pointed at her and went "SQUEE!SO CUTE!"I don't think anyone noticed but I said loudly.Meh,don't care.
I'm attempting to make this a long post,so maybe I'll include a short random story here.
Once upon a time in a land where driving before the age of 14 was perfectly legal,there lived a stupid bimbo whose name was Magic Unicorns Strawberry Diamondettetina Williamera Cammenterinala.....John.She was so upset about her stupid last name,thinking it ruined it's beauty,not knowing the rest of the more intelligent population thought her entire name was stupid,all seven of them.She decided to go on a quest to obtain magical powers so she could change her last name to something more "glamourous" like Taitillingerine or something stupid like that.But seeing as she's an idiot,she didn't think about just leaving out her last name or going to court to change it.
She called upon her 2 bimbettes,Tangerine Anjeliessalina Mariah Ittalica and Mathematica Katarina Emerald Three.Notice that they have only four names.That's because they are lowly drones,not worthy of having seven idiotic I mean,stupendous names like Magic Fruity Shiny.....Magical Manly-Girl Name....Magic Sparkles...her.
Will she and the other two suceed in their quest?Or will they just end up whoring themselves for cigarettes and cheap booze?It may probably be the latter,but tune in next time for the Bimbo Adventures!
wished on a star at 5:28 AM