Saturday, March 26, 2005
Random rants today.
Lindsay Lohan's video,rumours.If you don't want rumours starting,why did you make that video in the first place?
I superglued my fingers together when I was a kid.
Do supermodels eat?
Guys will not admit it,but they feel flattered when a girl looks at their ass.
I am scared of frogs.Particularly big ones.
I had a freaky dream where I got stung by a scorpion on one foot,healed and got bitten by a snake on the other foot moments later.Go figure.
Egg salad,pasta sauce and cheese on toast is hard to eat.But its good,even if you feel like dying soon after eating it.
How to become a supermodel.
1.Starve yourself.
2.Suck in your face and strut around,hoping to be spotted by a modeling agency.
If less is more,shouldn't low marks mean higher grades?
I have no appendix.
Why did I set up a blog?
Am I morbid,or simply in need of anger management?
Barney is a paedophile.
The purple teletubbie is gay.A guy who carries a purse.Need I say more?
My cousin has a beard.And he's 14.
I ate bad potatoes and felt it 2 days later.Even my body lags...
I have hardly seen my dad this holiday.*sniff*I miss dad!!!!!
I miss camp.
Why do people follow trends?
Why are green oranges called oranges?
I like to confuse.
Sigmund Freud suffered from Oedipal syndrome.
Generic romance novels involve random busty female and shirtless male.In the act of making babies.
Monkeys are cute.They are like us.
It is human nature to be paranoid.
J.Lo.GET A BUTT REDUCTION.
Olsen twins.More like Olsen twigs.
Paris Hilton.You would have been famous without the porn video.YOU OWN ALL THE BLOODY HILTON HOTELS!!!!
Micheal Jackson.Better start making a new Album.
Jordan(Katie Price)Your implants will fall off.
Bam Margera.I adore you.You are hilarious.
Camilla PB.Cow.
Did I mention I miss camp?
Pamela Anderson.You're pretty,get rid of your implants.
Japanese malls came up with crucified santas.
What do bunnies and eggs have to do with easter?
Jack Black.YOU ARE HILARIOUS.
I AM OUT OF RANTS
going tostop posting pics.can't be bothered.
wished on a star at 12:40 AM
