Saturday, March 26, 2005
How to become a supermodel.
1.Starve yourself.
2.Suck in your face,strut around,trying to subtlely jiggle your chest(if its still there after the starvation period) and ass,hoping to get spotted by a modeling agency.
3.Congratulations!You're a model.Now hold still while we try to glue a hat that looks like a hairy crab to your head.
4.Get out there and swivel your ass while you strut up and down.Unless,you're one of those girls,who've gone out and got implants,your chest is probably as flat as a chest board by now,so don't hold hopes on them growing back.
Am I full of random-ness today?
wished on a star at 10:41 AM